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- Hey.
- Hey.
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Let's go, Van. We got an 8:30 tee time.
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Oh, Dad, this is so cool
you're taking him golfing.
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Van is totally psyched. He's been up
half the night practicing yelling "fore."
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Cheyenne, honey.
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- If your husband's going to be a golfer...
- Mm-hmm.
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...you'll have to learn
to listen to golf stories.
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- Oh.
- Yeah.
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I find it's helpful
to keep a thumbtack in your hand
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and squeeze it every few minutes.
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I don't know if I mentioned it,
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but I placed second
in the club championship.
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- The pivotal moment, it was--
- Hang on. Let me get a thumbtack.
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- Fore!
- [Brock] Oh, no, no, no.
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[Cheyenne] Oh.
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Come on, Van. We're going to play golf.
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Not... miniature golf.
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Hey, what you up to?
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I'm goin' golfing here with Mr. H.
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- Yeah.
- Oh.
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I gotta get a boom box for the cart.
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[Reba] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
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You're goin' to Brock's stuffy
old country club lookin' like that?
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[laughs]
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[imitates Reba's laugh] No, he's not.
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Cheyenne, go lay out
some big-boy clothes for Van.
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Hey. I'm tryin' to create a new image
now that I'm playing arena ball.
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Tell them about the photo shoot.
There's this photo shoot.
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Van and I are gettin'
our pictures taken. At a photo shoot.
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It's for the team program.
I really want a unique look.
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- Yeah.
- I call it...
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-"Van-tastic."
- Oh.
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I really want to look hot. I call it...
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-"Lookin' hot."
- Oh.
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[imitating sizzle]
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Oh, okay.
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Hey. I'm really glad you guys are here.
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Whoa. You've never said that before.
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- My palms are sweaty.
- [chuckles]
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Kyra and I had a great conversation
last night when she slept over.
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She told me about
some of the colleges she's considering.
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- College?
- [Reba] Mm-hmm.
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Man, where does the time go?
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More importantly,
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where did it come from?
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Well, thank goodness we started
that college fund when she was little.
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I went online and checked that.
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Yeah? How'd it do during the bear market?
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Well, let's just say that
Yogi got the "pic-a-nic" basket.
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[laughs]
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We need to put some cash
back in that fund.
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Now, I'm makin' some cuts around here,
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and I was hopin'
you'd be willing to help out.
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You bet. We'll make some cuts.
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- We can start shopping at the bulk store.
- Mm.
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And doin' our own auto repair.
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Yeah. We can save millions
refining our own oil.
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I think we need to find some bigger cash.
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So, think about it,
and we'll talk again in a couple of days.
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- All right. Ready to go.
- Finally.
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Oh. And I got us a caddy.
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Hope you like Snoop Dogg, Dad.
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[theme song playing]
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[Reba] Hey-hey!
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{\an8}♪ My roots are planted in the past ♪
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{\an8}♪ Though my life is changing fast ♪
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♪ Who I am is who I want to be ♪
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{\an8}♪ A single mom who works too hard ♪
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{\an8}♪ Who loves her kids and never stops ♪
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♪ With gentle hands ♪
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{\an8}♪ And the heart of a fighter ♪
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{\an8}♪ I'm a survivor ♪
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- Hey. Is Brock home?
- Oh, he had a business meeting.
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Would you like some soda
from the bulk store?
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I'm not really sure what flavor it is.
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{\an8}Yeah. I went shopping down there, too.
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{\an8}Say, if you ever need any peaches,
and I mean ever...
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{\an8}just let me know.
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{\an8}Thanks. Do you need your oil changed?
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{\an8}- Nah. I'm good.
- Okay.
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{\an8}Actually, I came down here
to talk about money.
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{\an8}This nickel-and-dime stuff isn't gonna
do the trick for the college fund.
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{\an8}But I've come up with a way
of makin' some big-time cash.
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Brock should sell
his country club membership.
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You can sell a membership?
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It has to be your membership, right?
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Yeah, that's the catch.
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{\an8}Look, Brock's had this membership
for 15 years,
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{\an8}which means he could make
a nifty little profit.
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Oh. Yeah, but leavin' the club,
that would be a huge deal for Brock.
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- He loves golf.
- Yeah. He does.
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Anybody who's seen his
"naked lady" golf tees knows that.
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{\an8}Okay, so here's the deal.
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{\an8}You sell the membership,
put some money into Kyra's college fund,
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{\an8}and still have a decent
amount of money left over.
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{\an8}Oh. You, my tangy, redheaded neighbor,
are a genius.
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Yeah.
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And I know exactly what
I would do with a little extra do-re-mi.
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- What's that?
- Put in a pool.
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- A pool?
- Mm-hmm. Absolutely.
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And then,
I'd get one of those hilarious signs
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that says "Welcome to our 'ool.'
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"You'll notice there's no 'P' in it.
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Please keep it that way." [laughs]
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Wouldn't that be a hoot?
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I think Brock would really like a pool.
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And it would be somethin'
we could do together as a family.
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A pool might be just the thing.
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When he gets home, I'll tell him you want
to talk to him about something.
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Or you could talk to him about it.
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Oh. Reba, this is a big decision.
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It only seems right it be
between a man and his ex-wife.
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[groans, thuds]
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Hey, Barbra Jean said
you wanted to talk to me.
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Yeah.
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[Van] Presenting the Arena
Football League's new power couple,
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Van and Cheyenne Montgomery.
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Yo, Sinatra. Sammy and Dino
are waitin' out in the limo.
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Wow. Check it out. You guys look great.
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Yeah. Oh! I am so excited
about this photo shoot.
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We're gonna be in the team's program.
People save those things.
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We're gonna be immortal.
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Oh, I gotta see this.
What time are they comin'?
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We're gonna do it over at the arena.
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- Not here.
- Yeah.
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I don't want it to look like
I live with my mother-in-law.
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- You do live with your mother-in-law.
- Yeah.
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But I don't want it to look like it.
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I mean, we are...
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we're totally grateful
for the sacrifices you've made, Mrs. H.
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Thanks.
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Oh, hey, check this out. What do you think
for our pose for the picture?
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Oh, yeah.
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You look so... French.
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- Oh! Oui, oui, baby.
- Yeah!
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- Croissant! Croissant!
- Oh, yeah. Bye, you guys.
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French. Ah!
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[Cheyenne] Let's go, Van.
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- Oh, boy.
- Oh.
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Is there anything like the excitement
of just starting out in life?
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- No.
- You got nothin' but your dreams.
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Yeah.
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Problem is, when you're young,
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you don't realize that your dreams are
the most valuable thing you'll ever have.
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Have you been listening to
your Peter, Paul and Mary albums again?
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Sit down, Brock. I want to talk to you.
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I want to talk to you, too.
You know, it's funny,
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'cause it kind of relates
to what Van said just now
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about all the things
that you gave up for them.
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- That was very inspirational.
- Really?
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Because giving something up
is very inspirational.
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And maybe you can have
the opportunity to be inspirational, too.
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Real soon.
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You know, I've been thinking
about that a lot lately.
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I mean, am I just saying stuff
to the kids, or am I actually living it?
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Ah, the old talkin' the talk
versus walkin' the walk.
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- Every parent's nightmare.
- Exactly.
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You can talk till you're blue
in the face about what it takes
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to make your dreams come true,
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but unless they see that
you're willing to sacrifice,
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it doesn't mean a thing.
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I agree with ya.
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Bet you haven't
heard me say that in a while.
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So, to recap,
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what we're both agreeing on here
is that giving up something
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is very inspirational.
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Definitely.
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Oh, man. I don't know
what the heck made me think of this,
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but I have just the suggestion
to help you do that.
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I don't need a suggestion.
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I already have a way.
I just haven't told anyone yet.
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Well, tell me,
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'cause I'm gonna laugh my head off
if it's the same thing I was thinking of.
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Are you plannin' on
givin' up the country club?
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- What? No.
- No?
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- That'd be crazy.
- No?
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I'm gonna quit my job.
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- You're gonna quit your job?
- Yes, ma'am.
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Brock, you work for yourself.
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Is it because your boss is a jerk?
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I'm gonna sell that office.
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It's time to get back
in the dream business.
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But I thought your dream was to be
a successful dentist.
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No. No. It was to be successful.
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I picked dentistry because I thought
I could do well at it, and I have.
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Okay. Wait a minute.
So far, it all sounds sane.
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But where exactly does the train
of thought go flyin' off the tracks?
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Wait. Is this because we were tryin'
to find money for Kyra's college fund?
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No. No. That's not the reason, although
it will mean that there's money for that.
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No. You know, I've been
thinking about this for a while.
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I want to live my life in a way
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that inspires our kids
to follow their own dreams.
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So you think quitting is inspirational?
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Well, you haven't heard
what I'm gonna do instead of dentistry.
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What? Make cuckoo clocks?
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- You ready?
- I doubt it, but go on.
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I am gonna play professional golf.
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- Golf?
- Yes.
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- On the Hooters Tour.
- Oh!
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Well, why didn't you just say that?
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- I--
- What the heck's wrong with you?
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- The Hooters Tour?
- Yeah. It's an actual tour.
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There are a lot of them.
It's like the minor leagues of golf.
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I'm gonna sell the practice
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and use the money as a nest egg
while I work my way up.
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Then, in a few years,
I'm gonna get my PGA card,
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and I'm gonna shoot for the senior tour.
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Uh... Is this some kind of midlife crisis?
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Because you dumping me for the blonde
was supposed to be your midlife crisis.
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You only get one!
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Van and Cheyenne just walked out of here
with the life bursting out of them
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because they're trying
to follow their dreams.
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- I want that.
- This is your dream?
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Brock, we were married for 20 years.
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I never heard you say anything
about playing professional golf.
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I thought about it a lot.
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Well, if thinking about it
is all it takes to make it happen,
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Kris Kristofferson should be
walkin' in here any second!
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Reba, with all due respect,
I'm not askin' for your permission.
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Okay. All right. Brock,
just the other night,
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we were sittin' here trying to find ways
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to come up with some money
for Kyra's college fund.
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- Remember?
- Yeah. Now we found it.
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Okay. What about Jake? What about Henry?
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What if you and Barbra Jean
decide to have more children?
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Reba, Hale Irwin
made three million dollars
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last year on the senior tour.
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Well, then be his caddy and hope
that money falls out of his pocket!
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What's really goin' on here?
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You know what a mulligan is?
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The booze you've been drinkin'?
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No.
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No. It's when you hit a second shot
on the golf course
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because your first one went bad.
It's a chance to correct a mistake.
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This is my mulligan, Reba.
236
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But what if the second shot's
worse than the first?
237
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What if it hits a tree
and... and ricochets off
238
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and smashes you in the head,
or has that already happened?
239
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It's not gonna be worse, okay?
240
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I'll talk to you later.
I'm gonna go hit some golf balls.
241
00:11:51,836 --> 00:11:53,003
[sighs]
242
00:11:54,088 --> 00:11:55,548
Where is Kris Kristofferson?
243
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- Ninety-eight--
- Barbra Jean.
244
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Ninety-nine, hundred.
245
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Okay, Henry. Ready or not, here I come!
246
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Well, that should give me
about 20 minutes. What's up?
247
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Okay. I talked to Brock.
248
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Oh, my gosh. I'm getting my "ool."
249
00:12:21,449 --> 00:12:24,160
He just got through telling me
that he's gonna quit his job,
250
00:12:24,160 --> 00:12:26,412
sell his practice,
and play golf for a living.
251
00:12:30,666 --> 00:12:33,794
Yeah. He started telling me these stories
about hooters or mulligans.
252
00:12:34,462 --> 00:12:36,881
At first, I thought he was kidding,
then I remembered he's not funny.
253
00:12:39,758 --> 00:12:41,385
Well, I think that is a wonderful idea.
254
00:12:41,385 --> 00:12:42,428
- I know.
- Mm-hmm.
255
00:12:42,428 --> 00:12:44,096
But I thought if the two of us could get--
256
00:12:44,096 --> 00:12:45,306
You what?
257
00:12:45,931 --> 00:12:47,057
Yeah. Uh-huh. Yeah.
258
00:12:47,057 --> 00:12:49,894
I think that Brock will be
very successful doing that.
259
00:12:52,021 --> 00:12:54,231
Do you guys have a gas leak in this house?
260
00:12:55,649 --> 00:12:58,486
- How can you support this?
- Because that's what I do, Reba.
261
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My role is the supportive wife.
262
00:13:01,864 --> 00:13:04,450
I'm not the one
he talks to about stuff. No, you are.
263
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I'm the one who gets told
how it's gonna be
264
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after the decision has already been made!
265
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Oh! [scoffs] That doesn't happen.
266
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It just did!
267
00:13:14,835 --> 00:13:16,045
Okay, it does.
268
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Put your role aside for a second.
269
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Do you honestly think this is a good idea?
270
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I think that
271
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my husband deserves the right
to run his own life.
272
00:13:25,513 --> 00:13:27,932
Barbra Jean, you run things.
273
00:13:27,932 --> 00:13:30,476
You're the one that wears
the clown pants in the family.
274
00:13:31,977 --> 00:13:34,396
Well, sure. When it comes to
tellin' Brock how to cook the steaks,
275
00:13:34,396 --> 00:13:36,732
but not about somethin' like this,
not about his happiness.
276
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Oh, I see.
277
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Just not the important things.
And why is that?
278
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- Just because.
- Because why?
279
00:13:42,321 --> 00:13:44,156
- Because because.
- Barbra Jean, why?
280
00:13:44,156 --> 00:13:46,075
Because maybe I've seen what happens
281
00:13:46,075 --> 00:13:48,369
when he thinks his wife
isn't supportive enough.
282
00:13:52,164 --> 00:13:54,583
Somethin' has been bothering Brock lately,
283
00:13:55,543 --> 00:13:58,837
and the one thing that I was really
scared of, Reba, was that it was me.
284
00:13:59,922 --> 00:14:01,757
I can handle it being anything else.
285
00:14:02,424 --> 00:14:06,887
You know, even some boneheaded scheme
that scares me to death.
286
00:14:08,013 --> 00:14:09,848
- Well, if it scares you, tell him.
- [scoffs]
287
00:14:10,391 --> 00:14:11,559
If you don't tell him how you feel,
288
00:14:11,559 --> 00:14:14,395
if you just pretend it's okay,
then you've got a dishonest marriage.
289
00:14:14,395 --> 00:14:16,897
Reba, you and Brock have
a very honest relationship.
290
00:14:17,940 --> 00:14:19,483
But you don't have a marriage.
291
00:14:20,776 --> 00:14:23,946
And I don't intend to be
the next former Mrs. Brock Hart.
292
00:14:27,366 --> 00:14:28,951
It ain't as bad as it sounds.
293
00:14:37,209 --> 00:14:38,168
Hello.
294
00:14:39,628 --> 00:14:40,713
Anybody home?
295
00:14:42,756 --> 00:14:45,342
Oh, Van. Your house is gorgeous.
296
00:14:45,342 --> 00:14:47,845
Well, just a place I like to hang my hat.
297
00:14:49,680 --> 00:14:53,058
- Hello!
- I am glad I made you show it to me.
298
00:14:53,058 --> 00:14:55,144
If I owned a home so beautiful,
I'd want to show it off.
299
00:14:55,144 --> 00:14:58,147
- Van, we should go.
- It's cool. She's not even here.
300
00:14:58,147 --> 00:14:59,648
- Who?
- Who?
301
00:15:00,357 --> 00:15:01,483
- Uh...
- Uh... Uh...
302
00:15:02,276 --> 00:15:03,444
Uh, nobody.
303
00:15:03,444 --> 00:15:05,738
Well, actually, our maid.
304
00:15:05,738 --> 00:15:06,655
Oh.
305
00:15:07,615 --> 00:15:08,449
Reba.
306
00:15:09,992 --> 00:15:12,161
But we... We don't like
to call her the maid.
307
00:15:12,161 --> 00:15:14,538
No. No, no. She's, uh...
She's been with us so long,
308
00:15:14,538 --> 00:15:15,956
she's like part of the family.
309
00:15:16,999 --> 00:15:19,835
Oh, okay. Let's get
the happy homeowners in a picture.
310
00:15:19,835 --> 00:15:20,794
- Okay.
- All right?
311
00:15:20,794 --> 00:15:22,963
You two, uh, stand by the staircase there.
312
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Okay.
313
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[both shout] Ah!
314
00:15:26,216 --> 00:15:27,426
[both laugh] Hey.
315
00:15:28,135 --> 00:15:29,970
Oh, you must be from the team. I'm Reba.
316
00:15:29,970 --> 00:15:31,388
Oh. Hi. I'm Mary Joe.
317
00:15:31,388 --> 00:15:33,474
- It's so nice to meet you.
- Thank you.
318
00:15:33,474 --> 00:15:35,643
Van and Cheyenne have been
saying some lovely things about you.
319
00:15:35,643 --> 00:15:38,145
- Aw, they're so sweet.
- They are.
320
00:15:38,145 --> 00:15:40,689
- You're very lucky.
- Ah. Blessed.
321
00:15:42,608 --> 00:15:43,859
- We should go.
- Yeah.
322
00:15:43,859 --> 00:15:45,861
Hold on. Let me get
some pictures of you with the maid.
323
00:15:45,861 --> 00:15:47,947
[laughing]
324
00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:51,575
Ah. Are you thirsty?
325
00:15:51,575 --> 00:15:53,202
- How about some lemonade?
- Yeah.
326
00:15:53,202 --> 00:15:55,120
Oh, great. Oh, Reba. Grab your apron.
327
00:15:55,788 --> 00:15:56,789
What's that?
328
00:15:57,373 --> 00:15:59,208
You know... [stamps foot]
329
00:15:59,208 --> 00:16:01,335
You know, I'll make lemonade.
I'll go find some lemons.
330
00:16:01,335 --> 00:16:02,378
[Cheyenne] Okay.
331
00:16:03,545 --> 00:16:06,090
So, tell us, Reba. What's it like
working for these two, huh?
332
00:16:06,090 --> 00:16:09,176
Okay, look, this is awkward.
[chuckles nervously]
333
00:16:09,176 --> 00:16:11,303
No, no, no, no.
I'll tell you what's awkward.
334
00:16:11,845 --> 00:16:15,432
Before I got this job,
I used to live with my mother-in-law.
335
00:16:18,143 --> 00:16:20,479
- You talk about embarrassing.
- [Mary Joe chuckles]
336
00:16:20,479 --> 00:16:21,897
- Oh. Yeah.
- This is great stuff.
337
00:16:22,523 --> 00:16:23,983
Oh, yeah. But now,
338
00:16:24,858 --> 00:16:27,444
workin' for Miss Cheyenne and Mr. Van,
339
00:16:28,070 --> 00:16:32,032
why, it's just like
caring for my own children.
340
00:16:33,659 --> 00:16:35,536
They treat me right proper.
341
00:16:36,954 --> 00:16:39,039
And when I have to take some time off,
342
00:16:39,039 --> 00:16:42,292
like today, I have to go down
to deal with my kooky ex-husband...
343
00:16:42,292 --> 00:16:43,752
- Uh-huh.
- ...it's never a problem.
344
00:16:44,461 --> 00:16:48,882
Even though it means
my bosses will have to do all my work.
345
00:16:50,426 --> 00:16:51,552
Is that true?
346
00:16:52,428 --> 00:16:53,762
It is today.
347
00:16:56,598 --> 00:16:57,850
And it's a lot of work.
348
00:16:58,809 --> 00:17:00,519
They'll have to do the laundry...
349
00:17:00,519 --> 00:17:01,437
[Mary Joe] Mm-hmm.
350
00:17:02,146 --> 00:17:03,230
...cook dinner,
351
00:17:04,898 --> 00:17:07,609
wash dishes, clean the kitchen.
352
00:17:08,318 --> 00:17:10,738
And they'll never make a single complaint.
353
00:17:13,782 --> 00:17:14,825
Not a peep.
354
00:17:15,993 --> 00:17:18,537
I don't know what I do
to deserve these two.
355
00:17:18,537 --> 00:17:21,123
I tell you, Mary Joe. I'm not lucky.
356
00:17:22,082 --> 00:17:23,042
I'm blessed.
357
00:17:37,848 --> 00:17:41,185
Oh, this is so embarrassing.
You're here for my birthday present.
358
00:17:43,270 --> 00:17:46,774
No. I'm gonna buy you some marbles,
seein' how you lost all of yours.
359
00:17:48,901 --> 00:17:50,110
I know what you're gonna say, Reba.
360
00:17:50,110 --> 00:17:52,696
Oh, you do? Well, great.
Why don't you tell me?
361
00:17:53,322 --> 00:17:54,990
'Cause, honestly,
I don't know what to say.
362
00:17:55,783 --> 00:17:57,826
{\an8}This is so weird, I don't
even know where to begin.
363
00:17:57,826 --> 00:17:59,119
No. It's not weird.
364
00:17:59,119 --> 00:18:02,039
What's weird is continuing to do
something that makes you miserable.
365
00:18:02,039 --> 00:18:03,582
Oh, everybody does that.
366
00:18:03,582 --> 00:18:05,959
Heck, I talked to Barbra Jean
three times this week.
367
00:18:07,711 --> 00:18:10,881
You know, I truly believe that I can
compete on the senior tour.
368
00:18:10,881 --> 00:18:12,633
Well, I got a suggestion for you.
369
00:18:12,633 --> 00:18:15,385
Why don't you keep workin'
on your game, keep your job,
370
00:18:15,886 --> 00:18:17,346
and do all of this when you retire?
371
00:18:17,346 --> 00:18:20,557
- I'd be too old.
- For the senior tour?
372
00:18:23,352 --> 00:18:26,772
Look, Brock. I'm not askin' you this
because of the kids.
373
00:18:28,565 --> 00:18:32,069
But worrying about somebody after 20 years
is a hard habit to break.
374
00:18:33,737 --> 00:18:36,365
Come on now. I've asked you this before,
and I'm gonna ask you again.
375
00:18:36,365 --> 00:18:37,950
What's really goin' on?
376
00:18:40,536 --> 00:18:41,995
- Brock.
- I'm not happy.
377
00:18:46,792 --> 00:18:47,626
Okay.
378
00:18:49,044 --> 00:18:50,796
I haven't been happy for a while.
379
00:18:51,755 --> 00:18:53,674
I thought it would be better
after the divorce.
380
00:18:54,466 --> 00:18:57,010
And then I thought it'd be better
after Barbra Jean and I got married,
381
00:18:57,010 --> 00:19:00,222
or after Henry was born
or after Kyra moved in.
382
00:19:00,222 --> 00:19:03,308
It's just like my life
has become waiting for this thing
383
00:19:03,308 --> 00:19:05,394
that's supposed to
make me feel good again.
384
00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:09,314
Something like a pool?
385
00:19:15,779 --> 00:19:19,074
Hey. This just happens
from time to time to people.
386
00:19:19,074 --> 00:19:21,326
I guess it's how we know
we're still alive.
387
00:19:24,830 --> 00:19:26,498
Have you talked to anybody about this?
388
00:19:27,457 --> 00:19:28,876
You know, I actually talked to a shrink.
389
00:19:28,876 --> 00:19:29,918
Really?
390
00:19:29,918 --> 00:19:32,212
Yeah. I met him in a bar.
He was pretty loaded, though.
391
00:19:35,132 --> 00:19:36,550
Brock, I'm serious.
392
00:19:37,426 --> 00:19:38,260
[sighs]
393
00:19:38,260 --> 00:19:41,054
You need to do some serious talking
and some serious thinking
394
00:19:41,054 --> 00:19:42,973
before you make a decision this big.
395
00:19:43,849 --> 00:19:44,850
Tell you what.
396
00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:47,477
If I make this putt,
397
00:19:48,645 --> 00:19:49,563
I'm quittin' my job.
398
00:19:50,230 --> 00:19:51,356
[whispers] Oh, Lord.
399
00:19:57,029 --> 00:19:58,113
That was in.
400
00:20:03,035 --> 00:20:05,370
Brock, this is not a game.
401
00:20:07,331 --> 00:20:10,500
I met with a broker.
I'm selling the practice.
402
00:20:27,309 --> 00:20:29,311
[closing theme music playing]